The life of a pimp can be a challenging one. Between dealing with my addict girlfriend and my dumb ass wife, a man could go crazy being caught in such madness. These chicks better stop giving me a hard time before I do something to them that they can’t come back from. I am tired of my wife tripping on me. She knows what I do so how can she be mad that I was sleeping with another woman. She knew my lifestyle before she said ‘I Do’. Now all of a sudden she wants to get in her feelings and put me out the house.
But it’s cool, I will let her have some time until she’s ready to bring me back home. That is if she doesn’t find out about the new situation which has nothing to do with another woman. Oh well I’ll just have to see what happens. I tell you one thing though, I’m not going to wait too long because I have stuff to do and if she won’t get it together, then I need to find a bottom chick that will get down for the crown.
Go to hell! Is that what she wants to say to me? Doesn’t she realize that hell is my second home if not my first? I visit hell a lot and I surely don’t feel out of place there. Me and the home owner are like brothers. All these mofos gone learn today!
But it’s cool, I will let her have some time until she’s ready to bring me back home. That is if she doesn’t find out about the new situation which has nothing to do with another woman. Oh well I’ll just have to see what happens. I tell you one thing though, I’m not going to wait too long because I have stuff to do and if she won’t get it together, then I need to find a bottom chick that will get down for the crown.
Go to hell! Is that what she wants to say to me? Doesn’t she realize that hell is my second home if not my first? I visit hell a lot and I surely don’t feel out of place there. Me and the home owner are like brothers. All these mofos gone learn today!